A Conversation.

"You know I try to be as content as possible, right? Always attempting to be satisfied with what I have rather than what I want to have?"

"Right."

"But sometimes, I feel a genuine lack. Kind of an amorphous free-floating sense of loss. And it's difficult to say whether it's because I am just a grasping, malcontent human, or if I am truly bereft of something."

"OK. So what you're trying to say is, you'd like to buy a strap-on."