the story of me an my love

well lets see i really dont know where to start maybe wit the day i first got together with my one an only true love. it was april 15th 2005 we had just recently started talking again an just decided to give our relationship one more shot but at the time i had just been through a lot an wasnt the girl i was when we first met, I was someone i hated i had no emotions an would not talk to anyone, would not open up an would not let a man come within 10 feet of me. but that was until chris he showed me what it was to love again. he took the broken peices of my heart an slowly mended them back together. from that day on we spent as much time together as possible, but as you all know there were many people who did not believe we should be together an to those people look at us now we are still goin strong. But there was one person who was out to break us up an you all know who i am talkin about but i will not say names, everyday i was getting phone calls sayin he is cheatin or doin drugs, but like a dumb ass i fell into the traps that this person set an i almost left him many times. I know we do fight a lot but no matter what i love him with all my heart. back to the story tho, it was now about august an we were happier than ever when chris asked me to have his baby i was hesitant at first but one night when we together an talkin i told him yes an he looked at me like what do you mean an i replied i want to have your child, but me i didnt think it would happen but him he was very sure of himself so then we tried an about 2 weeks later i heard rumors of him cheating on me so i left him an we had been broken up for two weeks an he had been callin me off the hook askin if i was pregnant but i refused to take a test but then after i didnt have my monthly friend for a while i went an took one it read yes then i said no cant be i will take another one tmrw that one read yes then i still denied it an got one that read pregnant or not pregnant the moment pregnant popped up i could not stop myself from cryin i didnt know what to do we were no longer together an after everything i had heard i didnt know what to believe. so i walked downtown an called chris an told him the news the first thing he said was let me call you back (weird i know) then he calls back an says we need to see eachother so my friend gave me a ride to where he was an i showed him the test an he hugged me an told me that he still loves me an wants so badly to be with me an he kissed me. i didnt know what to do so i told him i would see him later that night an so for a few nights we were meeting at the park by where i live an then after about the 3rd night we were sittin on the bench an he got down on one knee an held my hand looked deep into my eyes an said"will you be my girl again i love you with all my heart baby" i could not help but cry. the time we had been apart was the hardest ever i love him so much an can not see my life without him. during my pregnancy i was very hormonal an always yellin but no matter what he stuck by me an was always there he has always done everything he can for me an i love him so much for that. when i was hungry he was right there with food if i needed him wherever he was he would find a way to me. an he would stick by me no matter what horrible things i would say or do an i know i have done some horrible things to him but no matter what he is always there, an he has done his share of things to me an he knows i can not leave him. an now that our daughter is here he has proven to me that our love is true. hes not like those other guys that run when a baby is on the way he was there during the delivery an watched her come out, an has been with her everday after that. when i look at them together it brings tears to my eyes to know that i found my one an only true love, i have found the man i have always wanted to share the rest of my life with, an to everyone who hasnt met theirs trust me you will it just takes time i know an even though times are rough things always manage to get better. O ya an to all you hatin ass bitches tryin to ruin what me an my hubby got goin on need to back off, i dont care what yall do or say our love is neverendin an nothin can change that so back off hes takin.

At the Moment

I am:

-not answering the phone;

-not working at all, really (not unusual);

-wondering if I should stay home from class because I feel kind of sick and headachy and tired and life is so short, I could maybe get hit by an airplane on my way there, so perhaps I should just get under the covers and whimper;

-occasionally gazing at the MASSIVE FUCKING COCKROACH I trapped under plastic this morning and trying to decide whether I should leave as it is at present, being alive and visibly revolting, and presumably slowly starving; or if I should just buck up and stomp on it and get it over with (unlikely; I cannot deal with the resulting CRUNCH);

-idly toying with the idea of hitching to Florida or wherever the hell it is that isn't raining right now.

Another Conversation.

"You have pretty big legs."

"Thanks. -Wait, you think I have pretty big legs?!"

"No, I think your big legs are pretty."

"Oh. You think I have big legs?!"

"No, YOU think you have big legs, and I think they're pretty, so I was just acknowledging your neurosis."

"I see. So, there's really no way for you to win, right?"

"Correct."

Boredom Can Be Edifying

There is, apparently, a subset of the internets that likes to look at toilets. And it doesn't seem to be in a fetishy sort of way - I'm not talking about photos of girls with giant tits licking out filthy toilet bowls, which is kind of understandable, if you ask me. No, they want to look at photos of the toilets themselves. Witness: World Toilet.

It's all under the guise of providing an informational website to explain the occasionally mystifying plumbing one can encounter when travelling, but the combination of the extreme glee expressed when a particularly interesting specimen is found, and the careful attention devoted to explaining the meanings of the terms used, such as "HOW TO CLEAN UP: After you do it, how to clean up your anus" and "HOW TO DISPOSAL: FLUSH BY WATER / FALL INTO A HOLE / ROLL DOWN SLOPE / LEAVE IT ALONE: Even if we look at the toilet, We can not know the way of final disposal. So this feature means how to go out of your sight" makes me think that there's something a little odd here. Well, the Japanese in general, I guess.

But oh wait! There's a links page! Where you can find Toilets of the World, Toilet Net, (specializing in photographs of the domestic toilet. Oh, and they also have a calendar), Toilet Nation ("whether you like it or not, toilets play a very large part in our lives") and for the men's room purist, there's Urinal Dot Net.

Full disclosure: I found this stuff by Image.Googling "toilet." I guess I need more work to do?

Encounter.

let me tell you about this woman who came into the store yesterday.

She comes in every now and again, and is a bit odd, not hugely odd like the woman who is always resplendent in dirty clothes, a rank smell, and a flawless manicure, who spends twenty minutes (not an exaggeration - at least twenty full minutes) walking slowly around, staring at things, then touching them, then putting them back and moving on to stare at something else. Or the guy in the Hell's Angels outfit who comes in once a week to touch the leather leashes for a few seconds, and then walks out. Or the woman (I think? not sure about this) who periodically comes in to ask the same questions over and over again, smiling creepily the whole time. Those people are profoundly strange. This woman is just a bit odd, with orange foundation applied uniformly all over her face, including the lips, an obvious short wig plopped awkwardly on her head, and huge sunglasses.

But yesterday she stood out. She walked around for a couple of minutes, then stood in front of me and stared.

.....can I help you?

Do you carry Wellness dog food?

Yes, it's right there (in front of you, you just stared at it for thirty seconds)

How has the recall of Wellness affected your business?

....it hasn't? Wellness wasn't recalled.

Yes it was. I'm a lawyer working on the case.

.......

Innova was recalled too, but you still carry it.

Uh. No it wasn't.

I'm a lawyer. I am gathering evidence for the case. What can you tell me about how the recall has affected your business?

IT HASN'T.

[gathers things, snakes out door] I'll be in touch. I'm a lawyer, I need evidence.

K, good luck with that!

An Observation

Whiskey is the sweet, sweet golden elixir by which housework is made nominally more bearable. Or at least, what I think is housework; I may well wake up tomorrow to discover I've stacked the dishes in the bathtub and the dust bunnies crouching undisturbed in their corners. Time will tell!

In a Perfect World, I Would Turn This Paper in Tonight

Does God Exist?

[]Yes

[]No

[X]This is intellectual masturbation and I refuse on principle.