At the Moment

I am:

-not answering the phone;

-not working at all, really (not unusual);

-wondering if I should stay home from class because I feel kind of sick and headachy and tired and life is so short, I could maybe get hit by an airplane on my way there, so perhaps I should just get under the covers and whimper;

-occasionally gazing at the MASSIVE FUCKING COCKROACH I trapped under plastic this morning and trying to decide whether I should leave as it is at present, being alive and visibly revolting, and presumably slowly starving; or if I should just buck up and stomp on it and get it over with (unlikely; I cannot deal with the resulting CRUNCH);

-idly toying with the idea of hitching to Florida or wherever the hell it is that isn't raining right now.