Everything is Better Naked

So we saw this performance art thing last night, with an entirely naked cast, who danced and flopped around to music, while "clothed" by ever-changing projections. After the show, there was a Q & A, and the Knowing Laugher behind us asked a lot of stupid questions that he clearly thought were clever. I had a bunch of questions I wanted to ask, too, but didn't as I figured they would be inappropriate, like:

1. Did you all have Brazilians before you joined the show, or is it mandatory for the cast?

2. How many of you have had sex with each other, and in what combinations?

3. Mike, I noticed your schlong was semi-turgid through much of the performance. Is it always like that, or are you actually a little turned on?

4. If y'all are so free-spirited and open-minded, how come everything was carefully choreographed so as to avoid labia sightings?