Saturday, March 24, 2007

Movie Minute: Two Bad French Films About Fucking

Ma Mere

Mom: Hi, son. Sorry your dad died. Man, I'm such a slut.

Son: That's cool. Let's get drunk and fuck.

Mom: ~is strangled during rough sex~

Son: Shit. Guess it's back to masturbation.

Anatomy of Hell

Guy: I'm gay. Let's fuck.

Girl: Whatev. Life is pain.

~guy rapes girl with a hoe until she dies~

Girl: Theory proven!

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